2013 was a very eventful year for us here. We saw the worst of the worst
all in the name of “celebrity”! We saw popular people with no talent
become more popular, we saw people with no style at all torture our eyes
on every red carpet.
This list names 8 people who tormented us
in 2013, and whom we really wish they could ” make it stop”. So these
people are what I would like to call, the
train wrecks of the year:
 | 1. Tonto Dike
From
her crappy music, to her even crappier acting, down to her tacky style
choices, this council member of the bleachers inc is certainly a train
wreck.
Fighting on Twitter, dissing other “celebs” on social
media, showing off knock offs on instagram down to the NDLEA weed
episode, there is no stopping Tonto.
Girl loves attention, and will do anything to get it. If only she can devote this amount of passion to bettering her craft. |
 | 2. Davido
What Davido lacks in talent, he makes up with a HUGE ego.
This
noise maker is a product of a massive PR machine, oiled by (as we hear)
family money. The spoilt brat flights at clubs, spews rubbish during
interviews, and is always ready to cuss out anyone who doesn’t agree
with him.
In a country where you can become a “celeb” with half baked talent, Davido certainly reigns supreme. |
 | 3. Muna
If
Muna would get off fighting with anyone who describes her lack of
talent on Twitter, maybe, just maybe she would have one hit song.
This
former MGBN who describes herself as a rapper (rolls eyes) is certainly
a very pretty girl, but it appears that is all there is to her.
Her
personal style also hasn’t improved. Winning MGBN is a great launch
pad, so I suggest that she figures out what it is that she is good at,
because rapping (rolls eyes again) is definitely not one of them. |
 | 4. Toyin Lawani
We woke up one morning and Toyin lawani was everywhere.
This
stylist (her words not mine) and chairperson of the Bleachers INC is
clearly the joke of the year. She's currently pregnant, so I will try to
be nice (lol).
She should however go easy on the bleaching, and
we are so tired of seeing her knock offs on Instagram. Someone told me
that she is a fashion designer also (scoffs). Ms lawani is not about to
stop. |
 | 5. Cossy Orjiakor
I cringe whenever someone refers to Cossy as a Nollywood actress.
So showing off humoungous "oranges" and a flabby body in the most rachet way possible qualifies her as an actress? Shame!!
Cossy
has no talent whatsoever, I would have suggested she moved to Las Vegas
to be in a burlesque show, but her flabby body won’t quite cut it. So
the big question remains “what is it that Cossy does”? |
 | 6. Afrocandy
This “I am getting old, but I must be talked about” woman is hilarious joke.
She
is described as a producer/director of soft bad movies, which she often
features in. She is often on social media, sharing her opinion on
everything. Somebody described her as Nigeria’s Anna Nicole Smith and I
nearly fell off the chair laughing.
Dear Afrocandy, you are getting older, just accept it! Being ratchet won’t reverse the clock. |
 | 7. Maheeda
I
certainly don’t know how to classify this woman. I am not quite sure
what she does, besides showing off her “vijayjay” on Instagram and there
seems to be no stopping her.
Not even Instagram themselves who suspended her account, can stop her as she is back and stronger! Lol! We have no words!! |
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